More humourous version of last post:

• Cider IS Loopy Juice.
• Going up the wrong side of the cliff results in owie owies
• Apples are drugs.
• Poo is squishy.
• Linden is God of creation, destruction and knee pads.
• Bagels are not the same as elephants.

So, as I've not posted in a week you'd think I'd been busy having fun. You'd be wrong. I've mostly been:

• Applying for jobs.
• Thinking I should be applying for jobs and therefore not enjoying what I am doing.

I have also been doing:

• Reading outside, as it is the most sunny and glorious ever.
• Watching people play with fire.
• Listening to drums.
• Having house guests disrupt my unpacking/applying for jobs goals.
• Generally being the least smelly person in the group.
• Believing/not believing Housemate Patrick's lies.
• Walking a lot.

I think that might be it.

I never thought I'd say this, but I need a routine. I need a job so that I know when's my time to enjoy myself. I need a job so that I know when I need to go to bed. I need a job so that I know when not to drink.

I NEED A JOB!