Last day at work

Seeing as Pete was rather amused by me typing all day I am going to do it again. :-)

I'm so hungry. And I can't stop thinking about the wondorous food Mahinda made for us all last night. Mmmm... It was ace. Other highlights of the evening were cross fire Mallet's mallet and exceedingly bad jokes. One of my new favourite phrases is "Friendship is like pissing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth". Thank you Linden!

I just lost. Pants. This is because someone else at work lost something. Grrr! They're not even playing.

10am.

10.20. My pass no longer works. I can't get through doors at work. It tricked me cause it still makes the thing beep, just doesn't unlock. So I looked like a wally.

Here is a picture of people from work:


You can't see everyone very well.

11am. I'm bored of this being open now. Sorry Pete, you don't get the whole day's activities.

Stuff and things

Got bored. Came home. Am quite confused by him - I just don't like him. It's weird. I don't usually not like people. At all. But he does music tech and knows a lot about music and stuff - things that not many people notice (as far as I know - like background music changing the mood and sound effects and stuff), but is just wrong. He lives in Fallowfield cause it's got cheap drink and lots of girls (he actually told me that!!!!) and likes to go to clubs that are cheap because the music is rubbish so he has to get drunk. Anyway, he is fundamentally wrong in just about every way. Including that he's from Middlesborough.

Anyway, I amused myself on the way home by finding a new bit of park and realising that I was smiling to myself and people kept looking at me like I was doing the walk of shame. Which is ace cause I slept in my own bed on my own and got up and showered and chose to wear this. Ha. I also found these 2 signs which amused me. I'm going to attempt to put a picture in! I'm scared. And think I have also given up on MySpace blog...

Cool. I did a picture. I think. This could be the start of something ace.

So... Friday night I had a gathering. It rocked. Firstly Charlotte and Dan came, followed shortly by Adrian and Emma. Housemates Dan and Adam were both there too, ish. They kept wandering off and being boy like and rubbish. Which I suppose is the same thing. Then Pete and Rosy appeared. Dean and Micheal were next. Micheal is the only one I hadn't met before and was very lovely. He's a friend of Dean's from school, but decided to tell me he was his brother. The we played the werewolf game. At some point I decided to go outside and found Maurice! That was random. I can't remember if that was before or after Liz, Mat and Matt appeared. It turns out I can't remember a lot. Then Charlotte and Dan went cause Dan was working in the morning. Mahinda, Mark, Linden and Ed then turned up (Oh, I didn't know Ed either. I met 2 mew people in my own house. Cool.) from Tiger Lounge. It was generally a lot of fun and nice. Apparently Linden and co. turned up about 1.30. Mark and Mahinda were the last to leave about 4.30. I didn't mean to get drunk or stay up late. Oops. There was even poker playing and cello playing and stuff.

So, Saturday I fully intended to get up and get weighed. I did. I wanted to know if I got my next magic 7. But I woke up at 10.08... Not sure I could have got to town in 22 minutes, even if I was dressed and didn't smell... So I stayed in bed will 2.30pm. I'm rubbish. But then I made up for it by being extra good at shopping (I wasn't actually that good - I even got lots of impressive bruises - that's how rubbish I was. I didn't even have the power of going round fixed objects) and finding Mark a costume for the Halloween party (or else he was threatening not to go! Scandal.). Then went home and got ready. I was so amused by myeslf. I was an evil fairy. I was most amused by my stockings (once I'd acquired a gun to keep in them) as my wings were out of sight a lot, and didn't make me fly. Hmmm... It doesn't look like that picture had worked. Oh well. Yay! I tried again and it worked. I rock.

So yeah, that bring me to now, via the boring date. I'm so trying to be useful and am not being. I have put washing in though. That's probably useful.

I'm going for Goonie curry now. That's not curry made out of Goonies. That's curry made by Mahinda at Linden's house with the company of Pete and Rosy too. And Sam. I will have seen all members of the Goonies all 3 nights of this weekend. Ace!

Not remembering...

OK, so I won't get an answer in time, but I'm going to ask anyway. When is a good time to tell someone you're meeting for a date (although I don't reckon you can have a date at 2 on a Sunday) then you don't remember meeting them or what they look like? Should I let them know before I turn up? As soon as I find them? Today?

Hmmm...

I've got loads to blog about! I've been having lots of drunken fun. Will do it later or tomorrow or something...

Talking to strangers on buses...

It appears I might have done that again last night! I have a text from a Chris asking if I'd like to go for a drink tonight. For some reason he is in my phone as Mackam. I'm confused. I blame Lolly. She seems to attract people from the north east.

Question is, is he nice? Do I want to go for a drink with him? I can't tonight - I'm having a gathering - so I might invite him to something else a different day...

Oh I’m so drunk.

At work.

And very surprised I didn’t fall off my bike on the way here.

I blame Lolly and Liam. But mostly Liam.

La la la.


There is a cute boy opposite and I really want to e-mail him to tell him I’m probably a bit drunk, rather than just looking odd. But am not brave enough. I’m rubbish. FACT.

I smell of mini cheddars and beer. Gross. And just talked to a nice man, and feel so minging. I showered! I smell nice! Except my breath. And the dodgy way I’m trying not to look drunk.

OK, so last night involved rehearsal, Harry’s, Font, Revolution and Po Na Na. Liam appeared! And so did Lolly! I miss them both. I’m ashamed to say I miss Lolly more, but then I’ve seen her most recently and more, so I don’t know who I wanted to see more.

It’s now 11.30 and I’m still drunk.

Someone threw a ball at me, and I still don’t know who. I suspect billing, but they deny all knowledge. I don’t even know which way it came cause I was on the floor* at the time and it hit my back. Grrr. I will find out (maybe) and make them pay.

It’s 12. I have a VERY sore head. Lunch is arriving at half past. I want it now.

La la la. Again. I had a biscuit. That helped.

It’s now quarter past 2. I’m trying not to be sick.

It’s now after 3 and I still feel sick. We just had a meeting and I sat on the floor and felt very dizzy. We’re going live this weekend. I don’t care. I’m so bothered about my job it’s scary. I only have Monday left though! I think I’ve managed to get through today without doing anything at all. I keep trying, but the network drops out and I forget and things. So I haven’t even done the 2 measly things that I usually do. I did go to Subway on my bike though. Sucking up to the boss then I might get a good reference!

Ooh! I’d forgotten all about this. Well, now it’s 5.30 and I can go home. Yay! Let the party begin. Although first I need to buy food and drink. I think I'm sober now.


*I was on the floor for work reasons! Although that doesn’t make it look any better… I was trying to find a plug for the hub that we needed to get an extra person on the network. We now have 9 people on 4 desks. It’s great here. It actually is. I’ve now got attractive men next to me and opposite me. :-)

Ouch

My head hurts.

Non-existing 8am meetings suck. I got up early for this dagnamit! But hopefully that means I can leave at 4.30, which will help my evening A LOT. I didn’t think it through very well. Well, I did, but then ignored my decisions and got on my bike. But I have to be at UMIST at 6.30, so leaving here at 5.30 and cycling home doesn’t leave much time. So then I thought I’d cycle to MUGSS, which would be a good idea, except I intend to stay out late and don’t want to cycle home late, and I will have a LOLLY!! Yay! She rang last night and is coming tonight and staying over. I like Lolly. This is good. So there will be drinking after rehearsal (by rehearsal I mean shouting at people. I don’t *need* to shout, I just think it would make it more fun, and people might listen to me.).

I really need to repaint my nails, cause the last attempt was rubbish and is still bugging me. I don’t suppose many other people will find it that offensive though.

Ooh! I’m updating my CV. Possibly actually the most useful thing I can do at work. Although so far I’ve managed to waste 50 minutes. Oops.

Last night I went to Hardy’s and met Justin. I’ve not seen him for ages! Well, not properly, so it was good to catch up. We played pool and I accidentally had too much beer. The last pint was officially his fault as I said it’d help me sleep better and he said it’d make me wake up earlier (supposed to be a bad point) which clinched it, due to 8am meeting. Being a little tipsy I e-mailed more people that I should have done when I got home last night.

Realisations

My realisations as I got to the house today were “My trousers are falling down”, followed by “I left the bathroom window open”. These provoked the reactions “Yay!” followed by “Oh shit”, then “I can’t handle my beer anymore”.

I’m currently battling with “That’s not the mouse, that’s your phone”. Along with “Stop singing out loud! Weirdo”. Although I think I can sing well today. I probably can’t. But I’m enjoying it.

Laughing out loud at yourself is NOT a good sign though. Oops.

Oh how my life sucks.