Deodorant

My new deodorant smells odd.

It's by King of Shaves, and is supposed to stop hair growing as fast. I didn't go out looking for it - I was just looking for regular deodorant. I hate deodorant shopping. I had a favourite one (Source tea tree and mint), but they stopped making it. Grump. So I bought this one. It actually make the hairs grow slower, I'm convinced! But that's probably why it smells a little like sick. Not generally noticeable, but I get a whiff occasionally and it puts me off.

So there you go! I smell of sick. Nice. I'm going to be popular at the pub tonight, and create a great first impression at orchestra...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol...Love you x
I had to put this word into the thing..thats just mean...aniociom I kept spelling it wrong...ops...

Anonymous said...

erm I'm not your sister but if I were would you be at all disturbed if i fancied Stuart White? It's Jennifer by the way

Alsion said...

If you're not my sister, and called Jennifer, are you not his sister??